Chieftain  Columns

“Columnists . . . are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat — no matter who killed the meat for him.” ~Ernest Hemingway


From August 1996 to January 1998 I penned a biweekly column entitled "On the Trail" for the Wallowa County Chieftain (some columns were occasionally picked up by other publications).

I was abruptly (at least in my opinion) fired. The editor said it was due to financial constraints, but I was immediately replaced.

It was perhaps the cumulative effect of the columns (some subscriptions were lost and I'm sure the editor took lots of shit). If so, the final straw was likely column #40 ("Gender-bender chemical may make men less manly") which was submitted but never run. The column explored penis size, sperm counts, hermaphrodites and the feminization of males, and masculinization of females, due to chemicals in the environment (hey, I warned the readers up-front).

Andy Kerr Andy Kerr

#7 Urban Issues also Get Attention of Environmentalists

One is always biased by the view from where one sits, so it's somewhat understandable that many Oregonians outside the Willamette Valley might feel that environmentalists only target issues centered outside the urban growth boundaries.

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Column #10 Andy Kerr Column #10 Andy Kerr

#10 Money Grows Faster than Trees

Foresters incorrectly use an agricultural economic model (plant, harvest, plant, harvest ...). The first clue that something was amiss is the model is reversed (cut, plant, harvest, plant, harvest ...). You cannot reap what you do not sow.

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Column #20 Andy Kerr Column #20 Andy Kerr

#20 Home on the Range - an Environmental Folk Song

The most well-known of cowboy folk song does not contain a single reference to cows. Instead, it extols the natural richness of the Western landscape, mentioning a number of species now in decline. environmentalists should reclaim this folk song, sing it around the campfire and teach it to their children.

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